Welcome to The Trivial Times; the Bible of Double Speak.

Featured columnists are

• Thick Mick (a long time around and known globally for his special insight into "Back Passage Material" or "History" as he prefers it to be known).
• Tranni D'Electric (self-assessed expert in technology), though Mick reckons that her brain is fried; though probably not well enough.
• Tool O Foole (All around ass-hole, but with fewer possible uses).

While this site had been scuttled by T.B. , V.D, and E.T., efforts are underway to restore it.

Newsflash

Irish Turkey Fleas to Europe

63 million condoms were recalled in the Republic of Ireland yesterday. Apparently, they had no holes in them, which made it somewhat unpractical for application.

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