By Mick

I don't get it, which is normal enough, but Ireland sending a Turkey to Europe......

Now Dustin seems like a nice young bird...or whatever you call a male bird....its too confusing and reminds me of something else.

What will Turkey send? A six piece band of Tadpoles complimented by an Igloo Iguana on the piano?

When Dana sang "Whats another year", it would bring tears to your eyes, but wasn't too bad nonetheless. If she had a  pup ..puppet on her lap, she could even have won it!

Why don't we send in the Lamberts puppet company of Wanderly Wagon fame, and maybe even arrange for a duet between themselves and Bosco? I presume that his (Bosco) voice is broken by now, which may even help.

For it appears that the Eurovision Cong... dong.. mong.. Song Contest may even become a vehicle or platform for the total integration of animals, as equals to humans. You need imagination for this but I can see the day when we will be doing the singing and squaking poultry from the corners of Europe, will stand (perch, even) in judgement. And I have three cataracts, remember.

Now, I'm not saying that it would be a bad thing either, as every song sounds exactly the same (my hearing is not what it used to be, or so someone wrote to me).

But a black bird is not quite the same as a crow, in much the same way that a crow is not the same as a black bird. A turkey though, is a different beast altogether. And how can you trust someone with a big nose, no means to pick it, and eyes on the side of his head? It reminds me on my aunt....and she was no starling either.

If I could understand music,  I'd send Robyn Kavanagh to the European Song  Kontest, and send the turkey to the mechanically recovered meats department.............................

..................Hang on! ......whats a robyn?......confusing.......I'm off to feed the sheep!

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