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The English sometimes refer to this as Slanging, but in Ireland, it is basically two or more people ripping the piss urine of each other.

A bi-lateral or multi-lateral act; wheras someone slagging an unworthy or naive person, is simply a cheap shot or an act of bullying. A proper slagging match involves fairly competitive and reasonably equal opponents.

Anyway, we will explore two very simple and quick retorts which will demolish standard conversation stoppers, and in ninety percent of cases.

1. If I had lips like yours, I would. This was common in the Traveller community, twenty five years ago, but is still a powerful gem today. Apply quickly, where someone utters a statement like; Kiss my Arse  backside, Suck my (whatever), Lick my (whatyoumacallit), as so on. Usually such statements are not met with replies.
2. Never again!  A slagger should have an answer for everything, or pretend to have. This one-liner can be applied to situations where ridiculous questions are put forth.   

Typical or Sample Questions.

•  Would you get up on that 95 year old over there?
• Were you in the new gay bar? (not ridiculous to everyone, but you get the point?)
• Did you go down on that crusty?
• Is it true that you use a penis  (whatever) pump?
• Eat shi.. stuff

A ridiculous question must be met with something equally absurd, so by using "Never Again!", you completely deflate the situation by issuing something close to an admission. Like as if you learned from experience, and emphatically so. Try this psychological technique and see for yourself.

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