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Also Known as; Farsehole (often abbreviated to Farsehole )

Born: Mayo

Date of Birth: "I could hardly open my eyes, let alone to look at the calander"!

Gender: Man

Orientation: " You can't beat the view over Clew Bay"

Favourite Quotation: "I dream dreams that never were, and suppose that they were wet"

Hey Tool; how come you never got;

•  married? "I haven't the ears to be married !"

Quotations

 My days are numbered; my nights; flourescently so.

"Death is not worth living for"

"Horse racing, is best left to the horses".

"Love making, is to like making something"

"Smoking Pot, is when theres smoke coming from a pot, is it not?"

"The road to Heaven, has manys the pothole, poor signage, and may be an unnecessary detour"

"A rich man may have money, but a poorman surely hasn't" ?

"A man rich in wisdom, is a man poor in politics"

"A woman describes the female backside as big, and a mans as fat. A man will either describe a females backside, or select another"

"The path to Love, is usually concrete. The path to Hate, is generally slippy" ?

"Work, requires a strong whip, and a weak methodology"

"Latin, involves bits of timber, not bits of words"

"Medicine is what you give to others. A tonic, is for the self"

" A big car is compensatory for a smaller car"

"Music is food for the musician"

"On my death bed, I'll turn off the sunlamp. On my last legs, I'll sell my shoes"

" E = Me Cockeyed ^Surely"

One mustn't get sick, but is not immune to recieving it.

Enlightenment, requires a man-made bulb.

Vanity, looks bad.

A full belly usually precedes a full gut

Viagra, is the extremists laxative

Granite Rocks

If you think that you've found a guide, then who is doing what?

69 sucks

Where there is hope, there's dope; not much soap, a little grope, no pope, some rope. Nope!

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